I love my co-worker, Alison. She won't buy clothes that cost more than $9.99 and she says Target has the cheapest ice cream cone for 55 cents, but she bought a book at Marshall's for 12.99 and sends us quotes from it everyday.
THE TEST
I don’t feel any older yet,
But will one day, no doubt.
The sky is still a lovely blue,
The rose is just as sweet.
Each day is like another chance
To make my life complete.
Sure there’s hardship, sorrow and pain,
Who thought there wouldn’t be?
But now I know it’s just a test
To find the worth in me
By Betty Irean Loeb
Sweet huh?
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-Our Lord to Saint Gertrude
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